Pee Throwing is Not a Game

Fact: The word "raccoon" is derived from the
Algonquian word 'aroughcoune', which means
"he who scratches with his hands."

Dear Anthony,

I am deeply sorry for your unfortunate run-ins with the masked Zorros of their kind - THE RACCOONS - each morning. Your idea for throwing urine in their faces when attacked does not sound as promising as you might think. Good luck tomorrow.

Love, Kels ♥