... you force yourself to make weird lists about them every Friday:
#66 - He says things such as, "Shouldn't croutons be more fork friendly?" when I'm having a hard time stabbing into one.
#67 - He buries dearly departed animal friends in the backyard with gravestones and flowers
#68 - He eats pizza like a beast
#69 - He's about four times darker than I am. I am officially the pale bride.
#70 - When I ask him to stock the fridge with V8s he manages to stock it with beer as well - too funny.
#71 - He is thinking about manicuring his hands upon my recommendation
#72 - He adds bacon bits to food and feels a bit "gourmet"
-Kels
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Anthony is pretty white, so it is sad that he is 4 times darker than you.
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