Tooth Stealer

Dear Tooth Fairy -

There was a time when I really enjoyed our visits together. You'd gently place money under my pillow as I slept soundly waiting for morning so I could parade around the house bragging to all of my fortune.

Couldn't you have remembered the good times before you went ahead and stole the last remnants of Anthony's cracked molar last night?

You know - I think we need have a talk.

Signed,

Kels